Return Policy

Maybe your catapult launched your cactus instead of your target. Maybe your Instant Hole™ didn't stick to the canyon wall. Or maybe you just changed your mind. Whatever the reason, we're here to help–no trapdoors, no tripwires, and definitely no judgment.

You've got 30 days from the date of delivery to return most items. That's a full month to decide whether your purchase was a stroke of genius or a tactical misstep. If your trap is still in one piece, unused, and not covered in soot or feathers, we'll take it back–no questions asked (okay, maybe one or two, but only out of curiosity).

If it's been more than 30 days, we might still accept your return if you can explain what happened using interpretive dance or a dramatic reenactment. Bonus points for sound effects.

Once your return arrives at ACME HQ, our team of highly trained (and slightly singed) technicians will inspect it. If it passes the test–meaning it hasn't exploded, imploded, or turned into a sentient trap–we'll issue a full refund to your original payment method.

This usually takes 5-10 business days, depending on your bank and whether your mailbox is currently flattened.

If your item shows signs of use (e.g., scorch marks, bent springs, or suspicious bird feathers), we may issue a partial refund. We're fair, but we draw the line at returning a pile of ashes and calling it "lightly used."

Need a different model? Want to upgrade from the Mini Catapult to the Deluxe Boulder Blaster™? We've got you. Exchanges are free within 30 days. Just let us know what you need, and we'll ship it out faster than a coyote with a jetpack.

If the new item costs more, we'll send you a payment link. If it costs less, we'll refund the difference–no strings attached (unless it's a tripwire).

If we messed up–sent the wrong item, a defective trap, or something that exploded on arrival–we'll cover return shipping. Just contact us and we'll send you a prepaid label, along with a heartfelt apology and maybe a coupon for your next attempt.

If you just changed your mind or ordered the wrong thing, you'll need to cover return shipping. We recommend using a trackable service and maybe a helmet, just in case.

We want you to love your ACME Traps experience–even if your first attempt ended in a puff of smoke and a confused roadrunner. Our return policy is here to make things right, give you a second shot, and maybe even help you laugh about it along the way. 

To initiate a return, email us at contact@acmetraps.com with your order number, the item(s) you want to return, and a brief explanation. Bonus points for humor, diagrams, or dramatic flair.

We'll respond within 1-2 business days with instructions, a return label (if applicable), and possibly a few words of encouragement.